Simone Giertz will sell you a terrible puzzle but not her Tesla super truck

Swedish inventor and YouTuber Simone Giertz (aka the “Queen of Shitty Robots”) has unveiled her latest creation: a website named after the way her last name is pronounced, “Yetch.” Giertz’s list of inventions includes things like a tooth-brushing helmet and a gnarled vegetable-cutting machine. While the website doesn’t feature the “Truckla,” a Tesla Model 3 that Giertz turned into a pickup truck, or a Lego-built photo booth for cute puppy photos, it does offer some props and handy items.

While an all-white puzzle might look like a pain, this one can be a fun pain for those who lose their puzzle pieces. Yetch’s “Incomplete White Puzzle” consists of 499 pieces out of a 500 piece puzzle, and because it’s intentional, it will still cost you the full price of $38. The puzzle is described by Giertz as the “world’s worst puzzle” in his latest YouTube video and took him 19 hours to complete.

Giertz’s “Daily Goals Calendar” is a real calendar, but the cool part here is that each day of the calendar is backlit with an individual LED light to help you keep track of the goal you’ve set for yourself. The calendar is available for $365 – an appropriate price. The “daily calendar” was part of her first Kickstarter in 2018, which Giertz herself used to keep a meditation calendar.

Image: Yetch

Image: Yetch

Image: Yetch

The website offers both a Phillips screwdriver ring and a screw ring, both for $85. It’s not clear if one ring will fit inside the other, but you won’t be completely wrong if one of them is missing.

These items are still available on Yetch. According to the website’s about page, the site was created “after years of prototyping and one too many” How’s that not a thing? It should be a thing.